It's not just Kansas
Maybe it's not so bad after all
Or maybe they just don't know
Maybe it's all normal
So much data, so little knowledge
Maybe somebody has an agenda...
Somebody needs to chill out
Even the very brightest don't agree
There's nothing we can do anyway
Maybe there's nothing we should do!
Whose fault is it... really?
And sometimes you just have to call bullshit!
Methane? Methane! But....
Hey! It's not our fault!
What about this!?! Somebody get Green Peace on the line!
There's no reason to rush into this.
Oy! What's it going to be - is Antartica getting colder or warmer? Does anybody really know?.
It just begs the question: "How warm it it???"
Somebody's getting desperate to spread fear.
F'crapsake -- this is just getting stupid. Is it getting warmer or not?
Whadya know - been there, done that.
The ice caps are melting - all the seas are rising! It's time for another look at this.
What's a little CO2 among friends? Hey - I thought this was bad for the earth...
And finally, global warming is a myth. Let it go, people, there's nothing to worry about. Still not convinced?
Besides, with shit like this going, who cares about bogus global warming?
Well, who'd have thought?
Been there, done that.
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