Re: How I came to be on th' Offishul Slug List
By Donna


(posted to r.m.h. on June 14, 1999)

pooder@my-deja.com wrote:
>
> In article <376472F8.3F433257@halcyon.com>,
> Dennis Peterson wrote:
>
> > Another thing for you newbies -- you have to post a story here as
> > to the events surrounding your baptism by slime. It's a rule! Don't
> > make me come looking for you...
>
> Hey, what can I say? Not much of a story, that's for sure. I rode to
> MITM, and there I was just sittin' there, mindin' evvybody else's
> busyness and drinkin' beer and all of a sudden there was this voice from
> above (I was on the ground or sumthin', I dunno . . . . ) and this
> echoic voice said "You (you, you) are (are, are) Slug (slug, slug)
> TWENTY-SEVEN!!!"

My story is REALLY exciting! Well...maybe not. I was just minding my own business, like I always do... huh? WELL, I DO! Anyways, I was walking past the beer wagon and this guy introduces himself as Snarl. I sat down on the Diet Coke cooler next to him (he was on the Coke cooler) and Dennis (I think) was on the 7-Up cooler. Dennis looks at Snarl and says "26." And that's the entire exciting story! Impressed? I knew you would be. The running commentary from that Asshole Big Easy added to it, too...

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