slimed (was: has Bombay Sapphire to spread around)
By Islandman


(posted to r.m.h. on Apr 04, 2001)

Redbeard Emeritus wrote:
>
> >> This year I'm planning on doing the Redwood Run, Sturgis, the WA state
> >> rally, an ABATE function or two, a possible run down the West coast to
> >> San Diego, and maybe MITM (though that would be balls out all the way!).
> >Didn't see Slimefest III on the list, but we got lots of time to start
> >steering ya in the right direction (Long Beach Sept. 7, 8 & 9).
>
> Are you shittin me? First Snarl won't tell me about his upcoming bash
> and now this!? Here I am plannin on headin to Washington for Labor
> Day. (Well, at least it gives me a week to turn around and head
> south.)

!*$!@ I don't know what the hell I was thinking... Adding Slimefest III. Guess I was confused as I just got slimed today by GrocDoc BS#!39. It was a mess and coincided with his sliming some young waitress on the ass(*) at the country restaurant in Centralia, WA. You see, it's take your daughter to work day. A biker scum haven to be sure. Too complete (if not illegal) babes sit across from us (behind me) shortly after we sit down. "Groc, you wanna switch seats?" "Not on your f**kin' life!". But being a gentlemen(scum), he left the ones under 12 for me.

All this, coming not too soon after some wild horse was going totally f**kin crazy in the parking lot. Guess it wasn't happy at all the horse power we had. I goes in to tell the lady at the restaurant register about it and get this "you can tell me whatever you want, just make it fast and go away...youleatherwearingdustybikerscumyou". Damn thing wrecked the horse trailer it was in and was bleeding all over. And they call murdersickles dangerous!

Netscum seem to attract the strangest things...

-Islandman

* of maybe we was just dreamin'
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