Re: Offishul Slug List
By Lee Peterson


(posted to r.m.h. on June 20, 1999)

Dennis Peterson wrote:
>
> MITM newbies are indicated with *.

> Another thing for you newbies -- you have to post a story here as to the
> events surrounding your baptism by slime. It's a rule! Don't make me
> come looking for you...

well I was just wanderin' through camp, minding my own business (honest, officer) when I was accosted by some people wanting to take me to some show that involved a donkey and a girl - no, waitaminute - different run, to Ciudad Juarez I think. But they looked like they coulda been the same guys, until I was dragged over and met the classy ladies too. Had no problem guessing who was who from the most part - musta passed that test, 'cause the next day (Sat.) I was invited to tag along for a ride up the river. I passed on this, as penal institutions make me nervous, but when I finally figured out that they meant a real river, then Ian and I agreed to meet them at the secret Slug HQ on the Illinois side of the river, at a bar (naturally) in Grafton overlooking the said big river. had a nice ride there, but no Slugs; had a decent lunch of bbq pork and deviled eggs sitting out on the deck over the river, still no Slugs. Finally left for home (camp) about 2:30 or 3:00 and passed a couple of shovels, a pig fucker, and some other bikes all leaving a slimey trail, going the other way towards the secret hideout. What a dedicated bunch of slimeballs - oil changes even take priority over food. But at least I did actually get to ride with them - just not real close except for a short minute.

sign me slow but still slimed,
Lee Petersen
AH #sixty, BS #36