It had been such a gloriously beautiful day as we crested the Sierra on Highway 88, whipping through the twisties at breakneck speed. Spectacular skies filling with clouds that would become threatening, but now only excited. Huge trees spearing up, up, UP overhead, making me dizzy. The perfect climax to another perfect day, rolling 2-up along the 2-lanes; so many incredible (s)miles.

End of day; settled in; sated. Life is good. Sleep overtakes.

And then I rouse. I groggily open my eyes. My body is glistening, nay glowing. Then, through the darkness, I begin to perceive the extent of the damage. But I'm entirely unprepared for what I find. Goo is covering my entire body, running and dripping every which way. Awash!

I tell you, the Gangbang Girls have *nothing* on me! (They don't call him the Dirt Devil (tm) for nothing.)

But in the small glimmer of light is revealed the whole terrible truth. This is no typical goo.

Slimey.

Yes. Moreso.

Slippery.

Sticky.

And the copious quantities.

The mind boggles. The head spins. Doing 360s. I'm dizzy. Dizzier. Feeling faint.

And then the seeming impossible. Things turn for the worse.

It's green.

OH, THE HUMANITY!

I've been slimed.

St. Con of the ATM
"A goodhearted woman, In love with a good-timin man..."
(BS # pending)